Wunderbar

...noticed he had not watered his HUGE collection of...

 

white flowers. then, the phone rang. he picked it up. 'hello?" he asked. a sultry voice answered, "francesco, it's..."

 

...that time again. Are you ready?"
Francesco was stunned. Could it be? Had it been that long since the last time? His palms started sweating as he whispered, ".......

 

...you mean time to go to Taco Bell. I'm there! Would you meet me at the.....

 

...bottle return? Al Gore, who vas actually the siren in disguise, told me in my dream last night zat I have to recycle all zees beer empties."

 

"No, you stupid man." The voice replied. "This is Dr. Bendover's office. It's time for your exam." Francesco chuckled to himself at his error. Taco Bell indeed. He made his appointment after his macrame class on Tuesday and decided to......

 

wait around for the next deus ex machina from jon to move the plot forward. but first,...

 

but. first...his drawers. Where the hell are his drawers? Francesco has lost his drawers before but this time felt different..

 

..since they had all of his socks in them and his feet were very cold! Who would want his .....

 

feet to suffer such a cruel and frigid fate? francesco felt that the missing articles of clothing were a warning, a dire predictor of...