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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Brant, Jan 6, 2009.

  1. Brant

    Brant dazed

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    1. slept for CRAP
    2. ran over a fresh road killed skunk, brought stink with me on car.
    3. it is a COLD 45 and even coffee is not helping.
    4. i am gassy to top it all off !!

    BUT

    5. someone at work brought in a big box of late season orange fleshed
    Guavas. They are so GOOD...maybe the rest of the day will be better than
    the start ?? :) :)

    just had to moan & groan

    thnx
     
  2. Ron-NY

    Ron-NY New Member

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    No cheese?? I like cheese with my whine ;)

    45 would be a heat wave here so I am not going to give you sympathy on that one. Fresh guavas....mmmmmmmmmmm
    Hope the rest of your day goes smoothly

    You should book a massage...that is what I do on days that I need to moan and groan.
     
  3. Candace

    Candace Kept Woman Supporting Member

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    Brant, I slept for crap too. Poor us. I've been puking and sick for a couple of days. It's going through my household. Moan and Groan.
     
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    Mary Jane New Member

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    gassy, lol.

    I mean, sorry man. It can only get better, right?

    lol, a skunk AND gassy..that kills me..lol.

    I am sorry Brant, I can't help myself.
     
  5. Wendy H

    Wendy H Just me

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    You must smell really RIPE. LOL! :D
     
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    DawnC New Member

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    Brant, only you. lol

    MJ love the babyfu avatar!
     
  7. Brant

    Brant dazed

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    a Happy Ending Massage that might help.

    the right front end of the car got skunk juice on it....not me
    the gas has been a booming and i doubt me eating Guavas all day is gonna help out in that department for tonite.
    if i added any cheese into my GI tract...HazMat would show up..

    is that baby throwin some horns and a bird ?? ..bad baby :)
     
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    Clark Gator Member

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    Not only does the car stink, so do you Brant
     
  9. Jean

    Jean whatever

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    Smile, it's almost tomorrow!
     
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    Einstein Expatriate

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    But tomorrow could suck even worse :D
     
  11. Forrest

    Forrest Really Neat

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    you are gassy? dude, poop it out man.
     
  12. mrbreeze

    mrbreeze Anglican Supporting Member

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    The more you cry the less you'll pee. :cool:
     
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    LynneTyson New Member

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    "The more you cry the less you'll pee. "
    A word to the wise.
     
  14. Karen

    Karen Species nut

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    TMI! Dude! WAY TMI!!!!
     
  15. Brant

    Brant dazed

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    that's me Karen ..TMI man.

    Go Chargers !!!!!

    :) :)
     
  16. Clark

    Clark Gator Member

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    Is it going better today?
     
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    Mary Jane New Member

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    Help out a brutha here.

    What makes men think that the activities of their bowels is 'news'??
     
  18. Brant

    Brant dazed

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    it's a genetic thing MJ :)

    i had Calamari stirfry for dinner, heavy on the Onions and Calamari

    HazMat is on the way
     
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    Candace Kept Woman Supporting Member

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    Oh, then you're definately a pea soup man too.
     
  20. Mary Jane

    Mary Jane New Member

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    aw jeezus...
    How about saurkraut, Brant? Do you like that??