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Thanks. I'll have a trough of beer and a snorkle.

 

Doesn't make much difference with that kind of volume. I'm not picky. As long as I can see through it and don't see anything floating in it, I'm fine.

 

Well. Did you strain it 'cause you had to, or because it's just habit? I suppose it would be a great labor saving device if you started using styrofoam cups. Just don't put 'em in the oven on 'clean cycle' @550 degrees to sterilize them. Again.

 

G`day you lot, wtf is a skank? I suspect it is a wimmin of low repute, and i`m right at home with such wonderful creatures [critters]....just been a week at the knees up at tamworth,.....wot`s new?

 

I've been okay, sporting a bit of a cold but nothing serious. I really don't care for a beer at this time but I imagine the medicinal properties of whiskey would be helpful, don't you?

Set em up, sweetheart. Mama's got a cold to drown.

 

Meth man, you ol' so & so. How the hell are ya? Belly up to the bar. I hear Dale's buying......

Linda sends her love. Well she would if she know I saw ya here.

Eddie

 

well, if Dale is buying, we best hurry and order.

Maybe a beer today?

 

I don't remember saying I was buying. I couldn't buy birdseed for a cuckoo clock.

 

If Eddie says you're buying, you're buying. I can lend you some money if you wish. Watch the fax machine, the money is on it's way.

 

Thanks, Mary Jane. I'll go find a pair of scissors right now.

 

Don't use those curly edged scissors this time, Dale.

 

You think Tracey would notice?

 

Isn't all Canadian currency curly edged?

 

I don't live in Canada, JON.
Right, Dale. Sorry, I had a lapse in judgement. Use the glitter too. She likes shiny things.

 

I didn't say Dale was buying. I said I *heard* that he was buying. My information could have been somewhat less than accurate, I suppose. Pesto told me but he has a brain the size of a pea. (And a small pea at that.) Plus he mutters a lot......

 

OOOOhhh, nice save, Eddie. You still got it, I see.