Libation Emporium

I suspect you already know and you are trying to get me to commit myself, but anyhow...hair pie is top of the menu for champs

 

*clears throat*

Barmaid! A couple bottles of draft for me and my friend, please!

 

`Clears throat` ??? mebbe you should visit your dentist....for a haircut

 

I visited my dentist a couple weeks ago for a regularly scheduled cleaning. Didn't look like she needed a haircut then, but I'll call on Monday just to make sure. I need the practice.

 

I'm talkin' about hair cutting practice, Missy.

Another bottle of draft, please. Put it on Forrest's tab. Thanks.

And..... I'm gonna have to find another place to soak my tonsils if you don't get some talent in here. Doesn't have to be local talent, understand. In fact, it's probably best if it isn't, ifyouknowwhatImean.

 

"I'm having a few girls trucked in next week."

You're such a sweetheart. Ummmm. Do you have any resume photos of the truckees? The reason I ask is because there's a difference of $40US cab fare between here and the other place I might go. I'm sure you understand.

 

Does that mean we don't get anything younger than say Neanderthal wimen!!

 

Can I still get a beer in here? I'll pass on the pickled eggs, thanks. *shudder*

 

Dale, you are one complainin' man. You want a beer, you don't want a pickled egg (like we would MAKE you eat one, fercrissakes) you cry for 'entertainment' and after Tracey gets some, you want to see their resumes. WTF.

Drink your beer, shut the hell up and give me a break, could you?

 

Well, who stepped on your tail this morning?

 

Oh I'm fine this morning! Feel great, look good, going to water orchids and enjoy the warmth and humidity..listen to my tunz, dance around...shiiit. I'm fantastic.

You just complain a LOT, is all I'm sayin'.

 

I might just have to start calling you Mr. FussyBoots.

 

You're excused.

 

*sigh*
Oh hell, just give me a beer, will ya? And if you complain that the bottle is cold, I have a skirt here I think will fit you.

 

*slides Mary Jane a beer* Pace yourself, will ya? I have things to do today and can't be around to serve you beer all day. You're welcome.