Libation Emporium

None whatsoever. We have a designated driver around here somewhere....

 

You REMEMBER? Phew, man, I sure don't remember. Was that the night...no, wait..that was another time. How about when....no..shoot.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Beer and a shot, please.

 

I think someone drank the paint. It was an honest, and understandable, mistake.

 

Hell, putting toilet paper in the restrooms would be 'prettying' up this place.
*MJ tosses back her drink*

Hell yeah. Whaddya got in mind? I just happen to have some chili pepper lights in the back of the car. Some lit garland too. Maybe we could turn on the hot water heater and clean up the bar and back bar a little too? I think there's some Pine Sol around here somewhere, if not, I'll run out and get some. My treat.

 

Tellya what, here's the decorations I had, I'm running to the Cleaning Store for some Cleaning Supplies. Don't let anyone take my seat..

And give Dale a trough on me, will ya? And one for yourself, doll.

I'll be back.

 

Don't spend too much time on it, Mary Jane. No sense putting a crouton on a cow turd.

 

Hello? What's a guy gotta do to get a beer in here?

 

What's you poison?

 

I'll have a tall Baby Duck draft. And a short one for Mary Jane and Tracey. And a Shirley Temple for Karen.

 

Coming right up! Are the ladies going to join you? Maybe they haven't heard you're buying.

 

"Are the ladies going to join you?"

Oh, I'm sure they'll show up if they even think there's a drink waiting for them. Besides, they have to show up once a month to pay the rent on their bar stools.

 

Sorry it took me so long. I fell off the wagon and dropped all the beer.

 

I haven't been here for ages. Blue Moon please! Did I see a flyer on the door about MJ and a pole? Ummm...... Can I get change for a twenty

 

No pole here that I've seen. Blue Moon right up. Here's a nickel!