Libation Emporium

Ladies. Please.

 

I couldn't buy bird seed for a cuckoo clock and every time I come in here I find your hand in my pocket.

 

Oh easy there, Dale. We'll just do what we always do when you are "paying".

 

Dale spent all his money on data loggers.

 

Well, I'll foot Dale's bill, if that is the case.
Hell, I'll just pay for a round. It's only money.

 

Thanks, Clark. That worked just like you said it would.

 

Shameful. The man has a keg of really expensive beer in the kegerator but can't buy a friend a beer in her time of need. Nice.

Sweetiepiecakepuddin' my ass.

 

*slides Mary Jane a Red Stripe*

 

Thanks, doll.

 

Hey, is there any coffee back there? I could use a cup.

 

*slides Mary Jane a Red Stripe*

 

Damn, Dale. If I keep this up, I'll never get my legs shaved.

*glug*glug*glug*

 

What time is it?

 

Okay, let me re-phrase.

Does anybody know what time it is?

 

Sweaty are we? Slides an ice cold Red Stripe down to the lady who just finished mowing the yard in the heat.

 

Where's the barkeep in this place? I'll have a Motor Boat ESB please.

 

*slides a beer Clark's way*

I would really like to have a banana split.

 

*slides Mary Jane a banana split*

Sorry about the black banana. I found it in the freezer.