Libation Emporium

Maybe we should just get a fire hose.

 

Oh cool! You have a fire hose? Excellent. We will be done in no time.

No, on second thought, the pressure washer would be better, we can add a cleaning agent to that. And if we used a fire hose, the chances would be better that you would have to paint.

 

No, I don't have a fire hose. I bet the fire department does, though. Next time Sparky fires up the grill to cook lunch they might show up.

 

Well, I'm armed and ready to clean! Who's with me!!

I just happen to have dozens of very cold bottled beer in an ice chest...

 

I can't today. I have to change the air in my tires and change the water in the bird bath. Maybe next week.

 

No gratis beer for Dale until he starts pulling his weight around here.

 

Geese..... the place gets dingier every time I stop by......

 

Hey Ed. Here, a glass of wine for my favorite customer. Long time, no see!

And really, if you think this place is dirty.....have you seen Dale's hands lately? I swear.

 

I've been workin' my ass off. I tend not to wear gloves. Just a human treadmill, I swear...

Good to see you, Eddie! Give ol' whatshername a hug for me. Please.

 

Thanks Mary Jane. Don't mind if I do!

Dale's a farmer - aren't his hands suppposed to be dirty?

Good to see you guys. How's things? And I'll pass your hug on to "ol' whatshername"

 

All's well here. If I was any better, I'd have to be two people.

 

My very very best to Linda, Eddie! And please send my regards to Ilana, should you see her.

I come from farming country. Farmer's hands are not always dirty. Unless they have had their arm up some cow's ass or something.

 

Glad to hear it Dale, although I'm not sure the world could handle 2 of you.....

Will do, Mary Jane.

I'll have to take your word for the cow's ass thing. I'm city born, ya know.

 

Hey! Don't you have a birthday coming up soon? Let me get you a drink on Dale!

 

Cool! Thanks! Make it a double and get one for yourself as well!

 

Well, if he'd learn to serve the fried eggs black side down it wouldn't be so bad.

 

I don't mind paying for what I order. I don't recall seeing blackened pancakes and burned eggs on the menu, though. This ain't no training school.

 

Well, now that Dale has run off the cook, what'll we do for food now?