Libation Emporium

I did on one! 10 bucks.

 

Dang, that almost paid for dinner.

 

Beer here, please. I'm parched.

 

Red Stripe sliding down to ya.

 

Thanks, Clark. You're a real pal.
Got rain?

 

Rained here twice today. Got SweetWater?

 

I looked for some of the lager Chris suggested but my Beer Store didn't have it. Red Stripe worked just fine.
Sweetwater is okay, I guess.

 

*clearing cobwebs as she walks into the dark tavern*

Jeezus, Dale. Don't you ever clean in here?
Gimme a quick one, please.

 

I'm not the stinkin' janitor. Talk to management.

*gives MJ a quick one*

 

*glug*glug*glug*glug*glug*
Ahhhhhh

Thanks. I'll be back later to help you clean up a little, big weekend comin' up, doncha know.

 

Welcome. Ummm... I hope you're not talking about painting. I'm severely allergic to all brands and types of paint.

 

I don't believe you, Dale.

Ya know, you work harder at getting out of work then you would had you just done the damned job.

 

Sigh.... In the spirit of cooperation, I'll watch while you paint. How's that?

 

No.

Who said anything about painting?

 

I did. Please re-read post #931.

 

What color are you going to paint the place coz I ain't painting. I'm cleaning.
You don't paint over dirt, you wash it away.
Grab a bucket and a sponge and hey, here's some of those yellow cleaning gloves for you. I'd hate for you to ruin your manicure.

 

"You don't paint over dirt, you wash it away."

Paint and dirt's the only thing holding this place together. I wouldn't wanna ruin the ambience. Gimme a quick beer, then I'm gonna run home and get a pressure washer.

*hands Mary Jane a rain jacket and sou'wester*

 

Dale, is a sou'wester like a nor'easter?

 

Diametrically opposite, Clark.

 

Here's your beer and hurry up with that pressure washer, would you? And bring the user's manual, please. And a long hose. Water pressure here is iffy at best so I'll just use water from your house.