Libation Emporium

okay, it's early. i brought coffee and cinnamon buns.

 

So it's Wednesday, Hump Day. Always a good day for a beer, wouldn't you agree?
Right on.

 

Pass me down a SweetWater 420 please.

 

Absolutely, Clark. I think I'll join you.

It's not too early for a beer, is it?

 

Hell No, they're good with lunch.

 

I'll have one beer, then I have to go act like I'm busy.

 

Alrighty then. Three beers and we're good to go.

 

Kid in bed, wife out for dinner. Beer please!

"So it's Wednesday, Hump Day"

I think this may mean something slightly different in your american english than my brittish english, Explain please.

 

What will you have today, Gordon? Name your poison!

Wednesday is called, by some, Hump Day because it's the middle of the week. We are getting over the 'hump' and headed for the weekend. It's all down hill from here.

 

oooh, a Greenmantle again. Still miss em.

aah, humping definitely means something else on this side of the Atlantic...

 

I'm sure we have that same meaning here.

 

Oh hell Gordon, if you're talking about sex, sure, some use that term. Rather crude but there are worst words for it out there.

One Greenie coming up for my Humpin' friend from across the pond!

 

Well thanks for the beer, tasty!

In Edinburgh, where i grew up, there was a chap selling postcards in the centre of town who always had a sign up "english spoken, american understood". They arent always quite the same!

 

No, I imagine not! For the record, your English understanding is much better then my understanding of Swedish!

I need another damned beer. This bottle has a hole in it and all my beer has vanished.

 

I am actually scottish, so i ought to understand english fairly well! I just live in sweden.

"This bottle has a hole in it and all my beer has vanished."

Oh no. My sympathies. May i get you a replacement?

 

You may, thank you. I could use some eggs and bacon, please. Juice would be nice.

 

Slide me a SweetWater, someones causing me a headache.

 

Step away from the mirror, Clark.

Here's your beer.

 

Where's the bartender, I so need to loose the stress.

 

No smacking the bartender please.

How about a Heinekin to kill? Would that help?