Libation Emporium

You forget where you are? Uh, try MJ?

 

I know the culprits, there was some bloke called Jim Beam & his accomplice Jack Daniels!!!

 

yah, i had one when i was shag...er, living with this woman in green point 2 or 3 wimmin ago...we made up a gallon of margarita and proceeded to guzzle the lot....man, it was strong
Edit: i`m referring to the 4 litre cocktail shaker, of course

 

No. I just drew that. I'm glad you like it.

You buyin'?

 

Baby Duck will be fine. Thank you. Ummm... are you planning on getting any entertainment in here? And I'd like to have my own personal bar stool since I'm a volume customer. I won't need a seat belt, thank you.

 

"I provided a juke box and a pool table. There's a TV over the bar for when MJ & Clark want to brawl about the Gator thing. So, that's the entertainment covered."

Oh. I didn't know that was a juke box. Are we supposed to shoot around the big gouge in the pool table or are you gonna get it repaired? I was kinda thinking 'live entertainment' ifyouknowwhatImean.

"If I give you a fancy chair, then they'll all want one"

Is that a problem?

 

Well, I don't know what kind of entertainment you thought I was talking about but... midget wrasslin' would be kinda neat. Could you check into it? Thank you.

 

No, thank you. I have some things I need to do. You can put a credit on my tab, though. Thanks.

 

I did not tear the felt on the pool table. Sammy told me that he saw Dale sneak in here and cut it with his buckknife. Yeah, Sammy likes his Mad Dog 2020 but I don't think he would make up a story like that.

 

"Sorry for the confusion darlin'. Can I make it up to you with a nice, cold Red Stripe?"

Don't worry about it. I'll pass on the beer and settle for an extra frisking.