Libation Emporium

Red wine please.

 

Don't have any red wine. I found an unopened box of chardonnay with a bottle of red food coloring taped to it. Will that do?

 

Afraid not. Gimme tequila instead. If there is one wine I can't stand - it's chard.

 

Don't have tequila. Other than the chard all we have is Red Stripe beer. Don't know how that happened.

Just noticed the pull date on the chard is June 12th. Of 1999.

 

I had one hell of a good time on June 12th.

 

How the heck is there any Red Stripe left?

 

Oh....

 

Hey you two, I'm sitting right here, fer crissakes.

It's Wednesday, hit me with a Stripe, please. Pork-flavored pork rinds would be nice, too.

 

just stickin the noggin in to say Hello
man this place reeks of spilt BEER, what can't ya'll
get it in your pie holes ?
BYE

 

Hey, thanks for the ass end of your business, Brant.

 

what ? Bye ?

 

LOL, nah. That's just something Albert (rip) would say when people would stop at his bar, The Buffalo Grill,to use the bathroom and leave without ordering food or a beer.

He was a card. Tried to put me in a mail bag one time.

 

i'll have a Diet Coke then... got any Buffalo Wings ??

 

You and that damned diet coke. Here, on the house.

Wings ya say? How hot do you want them?

 

I didn't know this place had wings. How about some cheesesteaks or soft pretzels?

 

Make it a Dbl order of HOT ...
thnx for the freebie DCoke

 

Cheesesteaks we can't do, Eddie. But I bet I could soften up one of these pretzels in some beer for ya. Spicy mustard on the side?

Damn. I need a beer.