Libation Emporium

*mj starts singing*

That's the way, uh huh, uh huh
I like it, uh huh, uh huh.

 

I do, I do!

 

Tequila please. Horrid day trying to figure out what new PC to get.

 

That's what I'm hoping.

Hit me darlin'......

 

For some reason, I don't doubt that's true.

 

Don't think we'll see MJ tonight. She's out making snow angels.

 

No snow angels for me, not without my rubber suit.

I gave up rubber for Lent.

 

Wimp.

 

Hey bartender! Hey! Anyone home? What's a girl gotta do around here to get breakfast?

Red Stripe is a good breakfast.

 

*looks at watch and slides Mary Jane a Red Stripe*

 

Hey, I get more done just sittin' here drinkin' then y'all do all day. I'm a busy woman. And smart too. See, I have people.
Thasss right. People.

 

So... you're having an office party for your people. Do you ever invite them?

 

Where do you read that I am having an office party? Huh? Where? Did I mention party? No. So where do you get the idea that I'm having a party, Borders?

 

Oh. I thought you were having an office party. You're excused.

 

Well, you are not.

 

You're having a party and didn't invite us....? Geese......

 

Yeah. Hurts, doesn't it Eddie. And.... she's hoggin' all the pork rinds, too.