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Nothing. I already have plenty of lent. *goes and checks the dryer screen*

 

I think I'll give up...umm.... oh wait. I'm not Catholic.

 

does that start this week...can I give up my teens for lent???

 

Oh Dale, you're so cute.

Starts tomorrow, Ron. Better get those kids a'packin'! But why anyone would want to get rid of teenagers is beyond me.

 

Beer here, please. Bud Light will be fine. Ummmm... when's double coupon day in here? And when is Happy Hour?

 

Happy Hour begins when I enter the place, doll.

Double coupons? Where do you think you are, Kroger?

 

"Where do you think you are, Kroger?"

I have absolutely no idea what that is. It's just that I believe volume customers should receive special consideration. Don't you agree?

 

Kroger is a supermarket chain, Dale. I didn't realize they weren't in your area. Kroger is King. Or at least, they used to be. That was my Mom's favorite pasttime, Krogering.

I guess the house buying you a drink every once in a while and having a bottomless pit of pork rinds, pig flavor of course, isn't enough? And free music too. You can't forget the live music.

 

And the voice is so angelic!

 

Oh, yeah. The live music. Mairzey Doats is a very nice little song, but... can you sing Stairway to Heaven some time? Thanks.

 

Thank you, Clark. Here, have a Sweetwater, on the house.

No, I refuse to sing that song. You don't have enough quarters.

 

I see. Maybe some CCR, then.

Beer, please.

 

*mj breaks into 'Fortunate Son' as she slides Dale a cold one*

 

Damn. Hold still, feet.

Thanks for the beer.

 

I know. Crazy good, huh.

 

a beer sounds so good right now. I haven't had one in over a month now. I am wasting away to nothing...well 180 lbs isn't nothing but you know what I mean.

 

Part of a Get Fit thing, Ron? Or do you just stick to Jagermeister these days?

 

I request Dolly Parton singing 'Stairway to Heaven'.

 

Your request is denied, Clark. Ain't gonna happen.