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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tracey, Nov 12, 2008.

  1. Mary Jane

    Mary Jane New Member

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    Pimping again, dear?

    Cold beer, please, she says daintily.
    Or is that daily? Oh hell, daintily, daily...

    give me a beer, willya?
    And as you may not know, I can sing like a bird so we don't need no stinkin' jukebox. Whaddya wanna hear? And remember, tipping is not a province in China.(or however that saying goes)
     
  2. deweychop

    deweychop Almost house broken

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    HOLD THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been drinking here for 3 days, and I'm in AUSTRALIA?!?!?!

    Cut me off Tracey and give me the bill, I gotta go home.

    *wobbles out the door, and for the life of me, have no idea where I parked the car. Can I even get here in a car*

    Ahh screw it!!! I wanna hear MJ sing, I need a laugh. Another round Tracy, and give Dale and MJ a Fosters.

    pssst.... They're cheap here right, because back home it's premium beer
     
  3. Eddie729

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    I hear they send us the Fosters cause they don't like it....

    Don't worry about gettin' home. We have a teleporter in the corner. Looks like a phone booth.

    More red wine, please.
     
  4. deweychop

    deweychop Almost house broken

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    oops, I thought that was the li'l boys room. I'll get a mop
     
  5. Craig

    Craig megalomaniac

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    Guys seriously we have the utmost respect for y'all, we only send ya the very best of everything like Paul Hogan for example "Snicker":evil:

    Oh and by the way, a free tip to the Wine lovers, don't go anywhere near Aussie Red Wines you would hate them "Honest".

    Hey that bloke passed out in the corner, yeah the HI guy! Wasn't he delivering Pork Rinds last week?

    And what is that infernal noise sort of like a Goose Singing
     
  6. Clark

    Clark Gator Member

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    Eddie, check out that Forsters and see that it's made u=in Canada.
     
  7. Eddie729

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    Too late Craig - we already like Aussie wine.

    Singing? Sounds more like goose farts on a muggy day (to quote Leo Kottke)
     
  8. Dale

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    She's gonna kick your asses, you guys. Mary Jane has the most marvelous, mellifluous voice I've ever heard. Really.
     
  9. Craig

    Craig megalomaniac

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    It's time like this I'm glad I live in Oz:D You can look after this one for me Eddie:rolleyes:
     
  10. Ron-NY

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    Watch me wallabies feed, mate
    Watch me wallabies feed,
    They're a dangerous breed, mate
    So watch me wallabies feed
    Altogether now!

    we do need some new songs....:bang:
     
  11. Tracey

    Tracey Interloper

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    Keep that up and I'll ban you Ron...
     
  12. Craig

    Craig megalomaniac

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    Don't listen to her Ron give us another chorus:clap:
     
  13. methuselah

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    just dropped in fer a drink...howdy all....if anyone is tending bars....i got one, fer crissakes
     
  14. methuselah

    methuselah New Member

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    Oh, and i just seen rons song, and all i can say is...fuck off, ron.
     
  15. Ron-NY

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    LOL:D OK...so let's see what other music is here. Found one! This one I have always likes and can stay

    Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong,
    Under the shade of a Coolibah tree,
    And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boil,
    You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.

    Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
    You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me,
    And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boil
    You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.
     
  16. Eddie729

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    I'm not worried. I doubt she can kick my ass from 794 miles away..... ;)

    (Besides, I think the geese farts was actually Ron waming up his "voice")
     
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    Well I have to be careful....she may not be able to kick my arse from that distance but she may cut off my supply of Vegemite :eek:
    (part of my family, when they emigrated, ended up in Australia)
     
  18. Mary Jane

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    Hell yes, I'll haves a beer.
     
  19. Eddie729

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    Was there ever a doubt?
     
  20. Mary Jane

    Mary Jane New Member

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    Not in my world.

    Who's giving up what for Lent?