Libation Emporium

Oh, please. You've already indicted Miz Duncan in this topic. And... I suspect she would gleefully wear the mantle you've so inappropriately draped over my humble shoulders.

 

Truculent bar personnel give me red-ass. Another trough, please. Don't need another snorkle, but thanks for offering. And make it snappy.

 

Leave my horse out of it.

 

Of course he drinks a lot. He's a horse. The national average water consumption for horses is 430 gal/day. That sounds like a lot, and it is, but I swear I'm not making it up. Look here www.horsewater.com

 

"I believe you."

Oh, good. Now we're making progress.

 

"are you ready for the tally of what your Barney Gumble of a horse owes me so far?"

Eddie's buying and the horse is a rental. Don't bother me with that crap. www.horsesRus.com will reimburse you for the beer if Eddie freaks out. Ask for Gladys W. There are several Gladysus working there, so use the 'W'.

 

Youse is all a bunch of holcaolics, i aint...if iwas i would go to meetings.....i`m just a drunk

 

Well - lookee there. Offer to buy a round and look what comes out of the woodwork! Good morning there Meth, ol' buddy. Nice to see ya on yer feet.

And I ain't payin' for no horse! I said a round for my friends. Not their modes of transportation! Next thing you know, they'll want gas for their damn trucks.

 

I *heart* beer.

 

When I was young I use to frequent the Now Where Inn near Dayton Ohio

 

That is a fine name for a bar!

I have to admit one thing.

I had to wikipedia for Barney Gumble. Never heard of him before.

That deserves a beer, wouldn't you say?

 

It's a cartoon, fer crissakes..I may be a drunk but I do have standards.