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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by methuselah, Dec 5, 2008.

  1. Dec 5, 2008 #1
    methuselah

    methuselah New Member

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    and when i drink, everybody drinks.....and when i pay ...EVERYBODY pays....also, when i drink, i hop, and when i hop....i fart...i dunno if the hop makes me fart, or the fart makes me hop....i also walk with a limp....can someone help me on this?
    BUT, i diverse, above all i like to drink....2nite, so far, i have consumed 1 litre of chardonnay, 2 vb`s, and harf a bottle of vodka.....and i am still lucid, fer crissakes. Is this a temporary aberration or am i an alcobloodyholic?..i don`t fink i am an alky, if i was an alky ,i would go to meetings....i must be just a drunk.....who gives a rats anyhoo...any comments?
     
  2. Dec 5, 2008 #2
    Mary Jane

    Mary Jane New Member

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    I love beer. I also enjoy vodka but have come to realize that vodka doesn't look good on me.
    I loved beer a good bit last night. Not enough to hop and fart but I did burp long and loud once or twice.
     
  3. Dec 5, 2008 #3
    Clark

    Clark Gator Member

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    MJ,
    If you drank SweetWater IPA you would have farted.
     
  4. Dec 5, 2008 #4
    Candace

    Candace Kept Woman Supporting Member

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    MJ if you love vodka I bet you'd love one of my Godzillas. Couple of glugs of vodka, pineapple juice and enough Midori to make it green. Yum. I don't think vodka makes you fart, either.
     
  5. Dec 5, 2008 #5
    Dale

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    In wine there is truth.
    In beer there is strength.
    In water there is bacteria.
     
  6. Dec 5, 2008 #6
    Mary Jane

    Mary Jane New Member

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    Well, I was one strong sonofagun last night, I'm tellin' ya.


    In wine there are headaches that will bring down an elephant.
    In beer there are multiple trips to the bathroom.
    In water there is the cure to my leg cramps at 3 in the morning.

    I love beer anyway.
     
  7. Dec 5, 2008 #7
    Wendy H

    Wendy H Just me

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    About the limp....don't tie it down to your leg so tight.:rolleyes:;):eek:
     
  8. Dec 5, 2008 #8
    Tracey

    Tracey Interloper

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    If you're drinkin' VB a limp is the least of your worries :)
     
  9. Dec 5, 2008 #9
    Dale

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    Molly has a VB hat. It's not her favorite, though.
    mollyhat.jpg
     
  10. Dec 5, 2008 #10
    Karen

    Karen Species nut

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    Dale! The things you do to that poor dog. As I recall, she also wears shades on her tail. MUCH more Methusela's style.......
     
  11. Dec 5, 2008 #11
    Forrest

    Forrest Really Neat

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    Hey Tracey, I take it that VB is not a good Catholic drink?
     
  12. Dec 5, 2008 #12
    Tracey

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    Forrest, all I know is that it tastes like shit. Not as bad as Fosters, but shit just the same