Happy Father's day!

Ignore MJ? What the hell does that mean????

 

That means, ignore MJ. He's trying to find out who hijacked the thread and you want to dance with him because he's tall? First of all, how do you know he is tall? He's from Denver. You're from Georgia? I only see pixels.

 

He sounds tall.

And he knows who hijacked this thread. You. You started all the laughing and calling people idiots and shit..

 

OK. He sounds tall. I hijacked the thread? OK, if you want to believe that, be my guest.

 

Jon hijacked it...this is a thread about dicks and he tried to change the topic.
Oh wait......

 

Sometimes I wish this forum had a mute button.

 

Too funny!

Happy Father's Day to all you Dads!

 

Dicks need to be older and more experienced before they're any good at dancing...

 

Amen sister. When I think of the years wasted on fumble-footed dicks, well, it's a crying shame. Although, if you never have a bad dick, you wouldn't know a good dick if it came up to ya and spit in your eye.

 

lol - in your eye

 

Hope all had a happy Father's day and solstice....I think...

 

I had a great Father's Day, thank you!

 

Gad to hear it...how did U celebrate?

 

Oh I sang and danced and laughed. A lot.

Actually, we went to a mall to see if I could find some shorts for vacation. Everyone and their fricking brother was there and they all had kids in GIANT strollers.

 

Come on MJ, fess up. You went to Bass Pro Shop to look for shorts.

 

Yep, sure did. They have some really nice clothes at times. I saw some nice Tommy Bahama stuff but nothing I had to have. As to the rest of the mall, I told my husband that I sere to wear *that*, I'd have to get my hoochy on. I ain't into that.

I think I'll just eat at Burger King every day this week and I won't need new shorts. These ones will fit again!

 

Well, my father's day started really good considering that I'm not a dad that I know of.

http://wcco.com/local/lowry.avenue.bridge.2.1053621.html

That's the river bridge by my place. Me and the dog walked down to a pretty good viewing spot and watched the 'splosion. It was impressive. More than 200lbs of explosives were used.

 

Oh yeah, that would have been pretty cool to watch. Nice.