Happy Father's day!

Thank you.
Happy Father's Day to you too. Have a beer on me!

 

That's okay, I can drink for myself. I meant I would be happy to buy you one, fool.

 

Fathers day?? Are you kidding me? Isnt that in autumn?
Now's the time to celebrate fertility and dance silly dances around a giant pole symbolizing a mans genital organ.
For you who has never been in Sweden that's called "Midsommarafton".

 

men celebrate fertility EVERYDAY

fathers day at least in the US, Canada & the UK according to my calendar is today.
Happy Solstice and Midsommarafton to all guys as well

 

Great. Dancing around a giant dick.

 

In retrospect, that describes a lot of my activities at high school dances.

 

Right on.

 

LOL!!!! You idiots!

 

Oh like you never danced around a big dick before, Ann.

 

Now I'm REALLY LOL! Once or twice. Maybe three times. I forget.

 

If that's all, you're a lucky woman. I've danced around more big dicks then I care to remember. And none of those big dicks were very good dancing partners.
IfyouknowwhatImean.

 

Iknowwhatyoumean. And I AM a lucky woman.

 

I am a lucky woman too. I didn't end up with any of those big dicks.

Did you make your husband a cake for Father's Day?

Yes, I know he is not your father...

 

Nope. No cake. We were supposed to go out for breakfast but he didn't feel like it so our daughter and I went for donuts. We're headed on July 6th to Cleveland Clinic here in south Florida to maybe see what is causing his tremendous pain. Wish us luck. I didn't marry one of those big dicks, either. He's a saint.

 

I've read this thread three times, and I still can't figure out who hijacked it.

 

You're a tall guy, Jon. Do you dance?

 

Read it a fourth time, Jon. It won't help, but try. Ignore MJ.