4 jokes

simply funny

1. Why can't Helen Keller Drive ?
"Because she's a woman "

2. 2 guys are walking down the street, they see a dog licking his testicles.
One guys says to the other "i wish i could do that"
The other says " You'd better see if you can pet him first"

3. 2 Blondes are on opposite sides of a river. The first asks " How do i get to the other side ? " the 2nd says " you are on the other side"

4. A man answers a knock at his door, only to find a snail at his feet.
He chucks it into his yard. 2 weeks later, there is another knock.
He opens the door, and there is the snail again. It looks up at him
and says, " WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT ?"

lifted from a MH mag